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Tomadreadful decision making!!!

2012-01-24T21:36:00.000Z

Tom has always been a fan of biscuits but he made one hell of a hob-knobhead decision when he decided to rusk a return to a flipped car.
Jammy dodgering the flames he retrieved his big stash, with only a small amount of smoke entering his chocolate digestive system!

Check out Tom Nice and alive and with his superb selection of baked treats!

Giving him an Andy with his digital switchover!

2012-01-15T15:44:00.001Z

Hoskers been getting a little over frustrated with the big analog to digital switchover and no matter how he tried holding his aerial he just couldn't seem to get his favourite channel Babestation, eventually the kind people from Freeview popped over and talked him through everything he needed to know and he can now view some babes and hold something other than his aerial....

.... the remote of course!

Look at the smile on his little face!!!!

Shoulder out and an a mild percussion!!!

2012-01-14T20:08:00.000Z

Dave has had a bit of an accident lately playing with his wooden jingler, he has been shaking it a little too hard dislocating his shoulder and giving himself a mild percussion.

Get well soon Dave!

Check out Dave just before the awful accident underneath!

DAY 24: Christmas St...eve!!!!!

2011-12-24T13:39:00.001Z

Steve has had a busy year shifting scooters but it looks like this year Santa has got him one back for all his hard work.
With 5 speed gears, one front wheel for greater turning circles and even a plastic canopy to protect Steve from the leaking park roof, Steve said "the scooter is everything I could wish for!"

Check out Steve ready for a spin underneath and help him save for some new alloys by shopping at UKSkate!!!!!

MISSfIN!!!!

2011-12-23T23:29:00.000Z

Fin's mum was at her whit's end the other night when he failed to come home, after phoning Fin's dealer/boyfriend Pete she discovered he wasn't there either and the true panic set in.

First things first she updated his facebook but when that gained no response a full blown poster campaign was launched and Fin was found safe and well, he had apparently whited out from passive smoking and wandered deep into the depths of Pete's farm where Peter keeps all his gimp merchandise!

Check out the Nationwide Released Poster below!

MACCYS DRIVE-IN!!!!

2011-12-23T23:05:00.002Z

James Macdonald has had no time to send off for his provisional license what with all his drinking, clubbing and mild drug abusing lifestyle, but now two years down the line and aged 19 James has decided it's time to start to learn to drive.

With a reputation like Maccy's he has struggled to find an instructor but eventually convinced a local Japanese instructor in his left hand drive car to give him lessons!!

Check out James on his first lesson underneath!

DAY 23: Bellbourne's crackers!

2011-12-23T19:04:00.000Z

There's not long to go now and behind todays advent window is the mesmerising scene of Sven pulling a cracker with his nanny, look at the joy on his face as he realises he stands no chance of winning with his almost girl like tiny biceps.

Merry Christmas Sven!!!

DAY 22: Harry up with the sprouts!

2011-12-22T17:15:00.001Z

Fearnall has been fighting with his mum again using foul and abusive language, but luckily this time she has fought back and told him to prepare his own Christmas dinner.

Being a big sprout lover Harry has a big bowl to get through ready for the big day, check him out enjoying his punishment underneath!!!!

DAY 21: Christmas is all about the birth of.....

2011-12-21T19:01:00.000Z

The messiah James Macdonald!!!!

Enjoy your party Maccy!!!

DAY 20: FATHER FIST'S....MAS!!!

2011-12-20T17:40:00.000Z

Rich has been drawing major attention to himself in the WAFFLE (Wrexham Amateur Fist Fighting League & Elite) and it seems all them scraps have finally paid off.

Spotted for his swift jab, often practiced on Tombo's bare backside when he underperforms, Rich has been offered a reported 4 figure sum to star as Father Fists...mas in Santa with Muscles!!

The plot revolves around Santa's magical metal sleigh that Rich modeled with pure precision and the sheer strength of only his left hand, but when it is stolen by the evil femme fatal and Santa is beaten within an inch of his life Rich decides to fill in Mr Claus's boots and HUNTER down!

Catch Rich on DVD this Christmas.... it's a must watch!!!!

DAY 19: Mrs Claus had sex with a banana!!!!

2011-12-19T17:05:00.000Z

.... and the result was Bananazey. Check out Jaundice-claus carrying a urine sample so doctors can
analyse his custard complexion and hopefully find a cure for 2012!

DAY 18: Helpling Santa is good for Mattys elf!

2011-12-18T16:23:00.001Z

Matty has been living life in the fast lane at uni but has slowed things down recently and taken a part time job helping Santa over the busy festive period!
Matty has been given the task of assembling little boys and girls skateboards for the big day and its needless to say with the early bedtimes and constructive days around the team of helpers his elf is improving dramatically!!

Check out the kid in full uniform pushing along the production line below:

DAY 17: Wilson have your parcels delivered!!!!

2011-12-17T14:44:00.001Z

It's the busiest time of the year for postmen everywhere and Rob has volunteered to do a few extra hours to help all the deliveries get there in time! Unfortunately after a freak accident ironing his postal uniform, Rob burnt a hole in his sack and half of his parcels are now strewn across the Cheshire country side.

Check out Rob emptying his sack through front doors everywhere!

DAY 16: St. Nick Shipland!!!!

2011-12-16T16:54:00.001Z

St. Nick has chosen an alternate way of delivering the Christmas presents this year, with his love of all things salty, the constant feel of a rudder in his palm and the sound of waves crashing against his bow he has ditched the reindeers and is sailing to households up and down the country!

Check out Nick with the gifts below!

DAY 15: ANGEL D...LIGHT

2011-12-15T23:04:00.002Z

It wouldn't be Christmas without an angel and Tom D is just that!

Check him out showing off his Herculean physique underneath!!!

DAY 14: ROWLAND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!

2011-12-14T17:05:00.000Z

Danny has been desperate to build a snowman but wasn't sure of the correct technique, he consulted Peter Bell who has expertise in rolling a massive spliff and Fin who has expertise of rolling out of his boyfriends bed each morning but neither had any idea, in the end he just decided to Rowland see what happens!

Check Danny constructing Frostys body underneath!!!

DAY 13: Turkey in, Gaz Mark 7!!

2011-12-13T22:34:00.000Z

R kid is trying to simplify the Christmas proceedings by banging in his turkey a week early, he's stuffed her, seasoned with some Percy pepper and Suzy salt and has it on a low heat to get that perfect rare finish.

Check out Gaz and his bird underneath.

DAY 12: Get off your Christmas backside...

2011-12-12T17:46:00.000Z

And go slEDDing!!!!!!*

* If you are unable to find local snow just watch this close your little eyes and pray!!!

DAY 11: Traffic won't be Kirbed this Christmas!!!

2011-12-11T18:26:00.001Z

George has just returned from the big apple and is wasting no time in sorting out the countries roads, armed with just a snow shovel and thermal underwear he can dig out a full car in only six hours allowing any essential journey to go ahead!!!

Check out George showing the snow who's boss below!!!

DAY 10: Hollidays are coming!!!

2011-12-10T13:37:00.001Z

It's that time of year when everyone goes crazy for the Coca Cola Christmas advert but few people know the real reason 'Hollidays are coming' is because Steele is behind the wheel.

Trained vigorously in South Africa from the tender age of 7 Steele can navigate any terrain to ensure people get a cool Cola on Christmas day!!!!

Check out Steele and his gleam machine underneath......Merry Trucking!!!!

DAY 9: Cal's Christmas Creation!!!!

2011-12-09T13:29:00.001Z

Callum has been getting ready for christmas by brushing away the traditional Turkey cooking methods in favour of his new invention. Using an old metal dustbin, a shopping basket from the local NISA and somehow wiring it to 240 volts of electric Callum has cobbled together a deep fat fryer to cook his christmas bird.

Check out Callum and his christmas deathwish deep fat fryer underneath!

DAY 8: Farmer Christmas!

2011-12-08T17:33:00.001Z

Behind todays window is Andy Lawrence trying to beat the christmas countdown and avoid farmageddon. There's plenty to do on the farm this year including de-icing cattle, harvesting sprouts, clearing a barn out for the impending visit of christ and riding the tractor round dressed as Mr Claus himself, check out Andy hard at work underneath!

DAY 7: THE M.J SLEIGH!!!

2011-12-07T22:59:00.001Z

Behind todays window is Santa's little helper Rudolph aka Michael Jackson, Jacko has stripped down to the bare essentials to avoid wind resistance when pulling the sleigh and says he has never felt more alive.

Looking in peak phisical christmas fitness there Jacko!!!

DAY 6: CLARKE THE HERALD ANGELS SING!

2011-12-06T17:56:00.001Z

Duncan has been going door to door this advent to deliver the ultimate christmas carol experience.

Classics on his carol sing sheet include "Away in Al....sager" and "It's beginning to look alot like wrist pads!"

With the voice of an angel seeing Duncan in the run up to the big day is the ultimate present!

DAY 5: MURRAY CHRISTMAS

2011-12-05T17:02:00.001Z

Behind todays window is my good buddy Kyle Murray, Murray Christmas to you all!!!

Ho Ho Henders Christmas giveaway!!!

2011-12-04T20:46:00.001Z

Henders has been busy over at Razors UK HQ and is in full training mode, to help celebrate christmas Razors are giving away a special gift each day if you share this page http://www.facebook.com/Razors.uk

Check out Henders in full training mode underneath.

And on a Friday when Henders lets his hair down here is how he promotes the company!!!

DAY 4: Away fin a manger!!!

2011-12-04T15:32:00.001Z

Behind todays window is fringey Fin and his lover Norman as they celebrate the immaculate conception of jesus in a barn that Peter Bell lent him for a night, as you will notice no cattle were present due to Peter giving them a good milking!.

So pleased for you, Norman and baby Jesus Finbar!!!!

DAY 3: Santa delivers!!!!

2011-12-03T16:37:00.001Z

Firstly we have Loz with the present he always wanted a life size wooden structure of the special skateboarder in his life Pancho Moler.

Looking strapping there Laurence!!!

Next is Lacey who looks like Santa has got him a need steed, Dan couldn't resist riding his bike straight away even if it scared his gerbils. Catch his stabilisering the jump box soon!

DAY 2: Christmas Petermime

2011-12-01T23:12:00.001Z

There's nothing like a good ol' panto at christmas and this year Peter has been auditioning. Despite having vast experience of being stuck up the rear end of a cow unfortunately Peter has been cast as the wicked spliff wizard.

Catch him causing all sorts of trouble in cindaBELLa this christmas!!!!!!

DAY 1: Christmas jumpers at the ready!

2011-12-01T22:13:00.001Z

Hosker hasn't had too much luck with Jumpers lately but look at the sheer delight on his little face as he opens a christmas present slightly too early.

ho...ho...hosker!

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Tis the season to show I.D

2011-11-30T17:13:00.003Z

A early christmas treat for you all here in the form of Father Slickmas.

If you have a christmas party planned or are just spreading the christmas cheer this time of year enjoying a coca cola with your buds, have a wonderful time and be sure to display a valid passport or driving license for Father Slickmas at the bar humbug.

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Almost that time of year!!!!

2011-11-27T14:02:00.002Z

The second GMtv christmas countdown starts Thursday!!!! BE AFRAID!!!

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Building ramps, surviving amps!!!!!

2011-11-16T17:02:00.002Z

Boneyards Rob Wilson had a nasty shock the other day when he tried to disconnect Callum from a marathon PC stick race and felt the full force of 240 Volts.

Rough and ready Rob who usually resembles a slightly chargrilled around the edges, dust covered, anti soap, never clapped eyes on Head and Shoulders labourer has had his fair share of shocks in his illegal career of impersonating a tradesman and looks set to continue.

Glad your still alive and kicking Robert!!!!

Time to kick the sticks Hardwick!!!

2011-11-10T23:18:00.004Z

Things came to a climax the other day when Hosker opened up the skatepark to find Callum had spent all night wired in and getting his fix from sticks!!!

Callum has been spending daily 15 hour stints sending wild gaps and backflips on stick stunt biker, but refuses to admit it is effecting his work and social life.

Tombo was real upset when he had to wait 3 and a half hours for Callum just to serve him a freddo and he says he may possibly take his confectionary business elsewhere.

Let hope Callum can kick this asticktion and get back to full health soon!

Crime Scene Fin-vestigation

2011-11-08T22:43:00.002Z

Tune in this week as CSI's Haratio visits the UK to solve one of the biggest crimes of the century, who stole Fin's disgusting banana coloured blades.

Watch the crime unfold as Peter Bell is taken in for questioning and eventually busted for possession of a suitcase full of marijuana, Haratio swobs the lino flooring but only finds evidence of ratty and Fin sobs his dirty blonde fringe off when he finds they have been sold and are currently on the Runcorn black market!!!

KID's guide to a smarter uni experience!!!!

2011-11-08T21:44:00.002Z

Matty has recently returned to uni and wants to help educate the freshers on how to enjoy uni life the adult way. Speaking from experience he has compiled a short guide of words of wisdom to make your uni life an enjoyable one!

Here are a few choice snippets from the guide:

Eat healthy! You don't want to be showing your mates back home that extra love handles when you return!!

Get out a little! Don't be lazing in your pit all day, go sun your torso and top up that vitamin D!!!

Watch them units! Everyone loves a beverage but one too many and you never know who you are going to be dancing with before its back to your place for a one night stand!!

Grab some serious KIDdywinks! Shut your eyes, clear your stomach and get your head down!

Socialize with friends, old and young. Embrace a silver fox's scalp!

And finally don't drink and board, think of your delicate body, you only get the one don't want to go breaking it do you!!

Matty's Guide to Uni Life is available in all good bookstores for christmas!!!!

.GIF WIZARD

2011-10-16T19:08:00.001+01:00

Stay tuned for new clips of the wizard soon!!

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Brickland Breakdown!!!!

2011-10-13T22:16:00.003+01:00

Nick's luck has been flat out lately and its really been taking the wind out of him, he feels he has been let down.. twice and it has really punctured his spirit.

Basically Nick had two flatties this week, but he's not too disheartened check him jacking off in the photo below!!!!

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ARM...EDD & DANGEROUS!!!

2011-10-12T17:53:00.003+01:00

LOOK OUT AFGHANISTAN / IRAN / LIBYA / TERRORISTS... HERE COMES MILITARY MULGREW!!!!!

Hypochondriac Edd has overcome his Army medical somehow despite thinking he had swine flu constantly for 3 years. The squadie haircut also did not faze Edd as he was sure he had knits as was constantly washing his hair with bicarbonate soda... just incase!!!

Check Edd all dressed up in his army uniform & ready for tanking off on the frontline!!!!

Wilson have another qualification!!!!

2011-10-11T21:56:00.003+01:00

Rob has left his uni dreams of studying a television behind!!!!!

So it's back to college every Tuesday for Rob as he chases his new dream of becoming a TIGGER!!!!

Check out Rob having a bloody good time at college in the photo below!!!

KIRBpare the market

2011-10-04T18:10:00.004+01:00

It's that time of year for Kirbs to renew the insurance on his mini cooper, but when opening the renewal in the mail Kirby was gobsmacked to find it has gone up by a whopping £800!!!!

This may be down to Kirby's finger constantly pointing to twelve o'clock on his left hand effecting his gear changing ability at top speeds!

Tell them to shove the rip off quote up their rear exhaust Kirby!!!!

BONEYARD JAM JUST HIT PUBERTY RESULTS!!!

2011-10-02T16:46:00.002+01:00

And the winners are....

1st Harry ' couldn't lace his shoes together let alone a consistent run of landed tricks' Fearnall

2nd Peter ' Spliff wizard fresh prince of bell air to soul grind, selling his prizes already to buy some green to smoke round the back of boneyard' Bell

3rd Fin ' get that fringe cut Justin Bieber, Perfect race specimen' Vardy-White

Check the boys on the podium yesterday!!!

James Scrapdonald

2011-10-02T12:15:00.002+01:00

Yes it's that time again for an update on James Macdonalds life!

James has been spending his recent days fighting everyone on nights out and if anyone looks at his honeys.

But James finally had to end his bare knuckle boxing career when he obliterated his hand and just saved himself from a GBH charge. ( Ganja BadBoy Hurting )

James bringing the smackdonald to you!!!!

Eddorexic Mulgrew

2011-09-29T16:58:00.002+01:00

Edd has left for a Welsh uni to study Tom Jones discography for the next two years but just a week in hypercondriac Edd has already started to panic about his weight.

Edd rang home to warn his parents his new uni clothes looked like a skeleton dressed in a marquee!!

But fighting back he has made new belt holes so his 26 inch waist jeans fit him and stocking up on Mr Kipling bakewell tarts Edd hopes to be back to his normal weight of 9 stone soon!!!

Pile on them pounds Edd!!!

BELL AIR!!!

2011-09-27T23:40:00.003+01:00

Every show needs a makeover and NBC have decided to decided to cast local Cheshire child Peter Bell as the new FRESH PRINCE......of Bell - Air.

Watch each week as the hilarious moments unravel when Peter fails to integrate with his new black surrogate parents, smokes some marijuana with Carlton and has his new butler Jeffrey tell Fin to piss off when he calls over to play out!

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ANDY PHOTO GHANDI!

2011-08-26T14:50:00.002+01:00

Andy has been taking pictures for a jolly long time starting with self portraits of himself for myspace to eventually shooting some cracking action shots for the magazine Whale Scene . Check out the latest copy of the magazine at THE BONEYARD! and his website here!: http://www.andylawrencephotography.com/

SAY CHEEESE!

"Please pull over to the kirb sir"

2011-08-20T11:18:00.003+01:00

Kirby must have taken a knock to the head Thursday when he put the fuel in his mouth instead of in his mini and drove to Chester.

But the law was not far behind and up top is a photo of him about to fail his breathalyser test and start his new life in the clink!!!

Remember George you numpty if your boozing...... don't go cruising!!!

MASTER CHEFBOURNE 1

2011-08-17T17:21:00.004+01:00

In this first edition of Master Chefbourne screening this Sunday on BBC2 Ben talks through he best experiences with steak, from his romps with rump to getting his mouth round a nice juicy t-bone.

And everyone knows Ben likes his steak cooked like he like likes his Amsterdam sex windows.....Blue.

Ben-Apatite!

Barnzey paints the town yellow!!

2011-08-16T19:27:00.002+01:00

J Barnz turned 18 on Sunday and decided the only way to celebrate was to smash it good and proper at his local... check out Barnzey as he proceeds to neck his half pint and his mate recklessly smokes despite the obvious ban. HEAVY HITTERS!!!!!

Finally found wokkkk!!!

2011-08-16T18:19:00.003+01:00

Chicken terimaccy has finally found something he's good at, serving up a delicious blend of thai, cantonese and japanese cuisine!

Check James in his chef whites with his new family as they prepare your next takeaway!

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COMING THIS FALL

2011-08-16T17:22:00.003+01:00

Coming this autumn Ben Shelbourne leaves his small town shed making job to journey towards the large sequined lights of the big city in pursuit of only one thing... Penis.

Enjoy giggles, squabbles and the occasional erotic wandering eyes in the communal shower scenes.

Elton John "" ***** ""

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen ''' Stimulating downstairs"

Cycle safe with Wilson!!!!!

2011-07-08T12:25:00.003+01:00

Everybody's favorite Wilson, Rob, only second place to the volleyball from the film Castaway has been touring the schools of the Northwest teaching kids the suitable way to wear a florescent jacket, navigating a figure of eight circuit, the correct technique of mounting of a helmet and how to ghosty your bike for a safe dismount.

Check the sheer enjoyment on his little students faces, good job Rob .

Last boarding call for James Macdonald...

2011-07-05T22:19:00.003+01:00

James you never fail to disappoint!!! James was obviously trying to mimic George Bests passport before boarding getting smashed off his hizzzzay on the fizzzay!!!

Glad you made it aboard Maccy!

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Farm Handy Andy!

2011-06-26T23:47:00.003+01:00

Andy has ditched the mean streets of Sheffield and has returned to help run the family farm. Playing Farmville at university has really helped Andy with his new schedule working straight 15 hour days massaging cattle, harvesting corn and driving a tractor over uneven terrain and he has never been happier, look at the sheer joy on his face pictured here with Milky his prize winning friesian!!!!

AYIA MACCA!!!

2011-06-26T23:32:00.003+01:00

Once a big player in the drug game now a regular athlete on the pub crawl circuit James sets sail this weekend for Ayia Napa for a week of fun, sun, one up the bum and to drink his body weight in cocktails.

AYIA MACCA AYIA MACCA AYIA MACCA OI!!!!!

James Macdonald June Update!!!

2011-06-18T22:02:00.002+01:00

Vandalism has been added to possessing drugs and ipod theft. J Mac is a badass!

"Hands in the air and money in the sack" says Mac!!!

2011-06-17T21:02:00.002+01:00

Tarporley's Natwest was held up last week and police are looking for who done it!

Police have already questioned James but he currently has an alibi with the local scout leader.

If you have any further evidence to send James down for life contact the local police!

WILSONS WORLD OF WARCRAFT

2011-05-28T16:00:00.003+01:00

Rob has been more engaged in online fantasy than ever lately and raising an alliance of Goblins is no mean feat, however Rob has taken a break from his gaming marathon and is currently using his rapid eye movement and strong gaming wrist to help construct boneyards new hip, just like he has done thousands of times on Tony Hawks pro skater.

KEEP GAMING YOU STRONG MAGE!!!!

Ben Shedbourne

2011-05-28T10:30:00.002+01:00

Have you been wondering why Ben has put a few knots in them cotton arms and is constantly wearing a utility belt??

It's because he is now chief shed builder at the local garden center. Why not pop in and she if he can knock you up a summer house!!!

BARNZEY ETHNIC HATER!!!!!

2011-05-26T23:04:00.004+01:00

Barnzey has been outed as a full blown racist this week not only did he assault a poor bunch of local friendly Polish men as they harmlessly filled up their moters with petrol, he was also overheard saying he thinks the Chinese should be caged and he is voting BNP at the next election. What is wrong with you Barnzey!!!

Mis hermanos en España

2011-05-23T19:41:00.003+01:00

El Garetho is in Spain and is browning off whilst wearing his Mexican militia uniform and sombrero. Check http://www.kulcreate.com/ and his blog for all the Spanish las niñas!!!

adiós, lo que estás hablando Willis pelea!

It's not that he isn't getting any...

2011-05-22T22:11:00.003+01:00

Hosker has just decided that Jesus and abstinence are his new path in life!

Catch him at your local Sunday school soon!!!

RAPTUR...EDD!!!

2011-05-22T14:38:00.002+01:00

Edd is never one to doubt a looney conspiracy and when the rapture was predicted and the slow impending doom of the apocalypse was set for yesterday he took no time in going down to his safe haven bunker deep in the Cheshire countryside. He has planned to spend 6 months down there just until it all blows over!!

Keep surviving Edd!!!

And everyone had him written off as homosexual....

2011-05-21T21:58:00.002+01:00

What a lucky lady! Love is in the air!!! x

GMTV 2011

2011-04-29T16:34:00.000+01:00

So it has been a while since GMtv brought you some exciting local news but in short here is a summery of what has been going on Spring 2011.

Barnzey had bought a disgusting badger!

James Pecdonald has quit blading and build the ultimate six pack!

Nick has become a baguette eating, beret wearing, stripy top wearing Frenchy!!!

Slick still hasn't come out!!

And jacko is off the dole and back where he belongs, behind bars. All is good in the world!!!

REGULAR UPDATES SOON!!!!

christmas Update #2

2010-12-30T11:45:00.000Z

James Mac is still on his health trip and demanded a George Forman for Christmas so he doesn't have to eat greasy chicken. Check him out with his presents on the go cooking up some protein before his daily 1500 reps!!!

Christmas Update #1

2010-12-29T23:27:00.000Z

Guess who got his new girlfriend toys r us vouchers for christmas!!!!!!

gmtv CHRISTMAS ST...EVE!

2010-12-24T12:36:00.000Z

Not long now!!!!

Steve is clearing the routes of postmen everywhere and can still guarantee presents will make it to you for christmas day, order now from www.ukskate.com and avoid disappointment!

GMTV DAY LATE ADVENT DAY #23

2010-12-24T12:08:00.000Z

Dave is currently doing the rounds at your local civic hall, oh no he isn't, oh yes he is!!!

Merry christmas all!

GMtv ADVENT DAY #22

2010-12-22T08:10:00.000Z

Looks like Duncan opened his present a little too early!

HOW HAS HE MADE IT TO 18!??!

2010-12-21T17:50:00.001Z

....AFTER PRETTY MUCH OVERDOSING EVERY NIGHT ON DRUGS AND SCOUT LOVE JUICE!!!

THE CAKE IS LACED WITH WEED AND THE WOMAN IS JAMES DEALER, HIS PERFECT BIRTHDAY!

WELL DONE SMACKY, AFTER THE PREVIOUS YEAR OF HANGING OUT IN CRUISE, SMOKING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF HERBAL, ACQUIRING SEVERAL NEW IPODS AND PULLING OFF SCOUT LEADERS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE YOU MAKE IT TO 18!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MACDAWG!

GMTV X

gmtv DAY LATE ADVENT DAY #20

2010-12-21T17:48:00.000Z

SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER!

gmtv adVENT DAY #19

2010-12-19T23:55:00.000Z

Behind todays advent window is front line trouper lieutenant Tombo! God bless him, merry christmas in the warzone!!

Slicks pulled...

2010-12-19T21:37:00.000Z

The details on how Shelbourne met his mystery man are foggy but he just can't resist a man in uniform.

Could this be 2011 new hot romance, one to watch!!!

Freeze the world...

2010-12-18T21:10:00.000Z

..... does Nick know whats up with his boiler?!

Merry christmas Nick, sorry to hear the boilers conked out with a week till christmas, maybe stashing up on tiffins will help you through the cold winter months.
At least you still have a smile on your cheeky chops!

gmtv ADVENT DAY #18

2010-12-18T18:09:00.000Z

Mike has been breeding and serving turkeys for the last 20 years and with christmas drastically approaching he is in the busiest season making sure everything is just perfect for the big day.

Here he is serving up last years dinner and there is still time to order yours now: http://www.lyonsturkeyfarm.com/

GMtv ADVENT DAY #17

2010-12-17T20:39:00.000Z

CHRISTMAS FRIENDLY EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!!

GMTV DAY LATE ADVENT DAY #16

2010-12-17T19:35:00.000Z

CHRISTMAS WOULDN'T BE CHRISTMAS WITHOUT BABY CHEESUS!!!!!

STUDENT RIOT TOM!

2010-12-16T15:32:00.000Z

How to make a gif

PROTECTING OUR PRINCE!!!!!

gmtv DAY LATE ADVENT DAY #15

2010-12-16T08:06:00.000Z

Guess who's home just in time for X-MAS!!!

gmtv monotonous ADVENT DAY #14

2010-12-14T18:21:00.000Z

Jake just loves christmas and there is nothing he enjoys more than dressing his mantle for all to see! Check Jake hanging out his stocking ready to be filled up on christmas day!

TOM OF THE DAY!

2010-12-13T23:27:00.000Z

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HOWDY CHRISTMAS!

GMTV ADVENT DAY #13

2010-12-13T18:50:00.000Z

STONER CLAUS

St Nicking your ipod this christmas!
Check out Stoner Claus on the blow-er organising picking up his big baggy for christmas eve!

TOM OF THE MORNING TO YA!!!

2010-12-12T09:59:00.000Z

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GANDALFmtv

2010-12-11T19:56:00.000Z

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gmtv ADVENT DAY #12

2010-12-11T16:54:00.000Z

..3 French hens..
..2 turtle doves..

...and Tom Partridge with a pair tree!!!!

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gmtv ADVENT DAY #11

2010-12-11T14:35:00.000Z

DAY 11 GOES OUT TO MY GOOD FRIEND MURRAY, WHAT A STRAPPING LAD HE IS!

gmtv aDVENT DAY #10

2010-12-09T23:05:00.000Z

From my favourite christmas film ever!

Here is first time fearnall and the rest of his muppets! Horsey Christmas!

gmtv aDVENT DAY #9

2010-12-09T22:23:00.000Z

Christmas ain't christmas without jolly ol' Saint Nick!!!

gmtv aDVENT DAY #8

2010-12-08T17:50:00.000Z

BEHIND THIS WINDOW IS BARACK OBAMA POSING FOR A PICTURE WITH HIS LONG TIME HERO PAT AT THIS YEARS ANNUAL " PAT ON THE BACK " AWARDS IN WHICH PAT HONORS LESS TALENTED PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

GMTV aDVENT DAY #7

2010-12-07T21:18:00.000Z

Windows 7 shows Slick and his intimate love partner Susan, (Post Op) I know a lot of people will be surprised Shelbourne enjoys the company of the female species and he just looks so comfortable and at home in that tumper. Merry Christmas Scroogebourne!

gmtv aDVENT DAY #6

2010-12-06T08:08:00.000Z

DAY 6

Andy sculpting a snowman is todays christmas advent picture, looking good Lawrence!

gmtv ADVENT DAY #5

2010-12-05T11:46:00.000Z

DAY 5

Kicking back with the kids a-sledged child lover Michael Jackson!

gmtv ADVENT DAY #4

2010-12-04T21:28:00.000Z

Even yellow people celebrate christmas and here is their leader Barnzeyclaus!

I wish you a merry christmas and Barnzey has jaundice!!!!

gmtv ADVENT DAY #3

2010-12-04T20:54:00.000Z

DAY 3

Open window three cut down a tree!!!

GMtv ADVENT DAY #2

2010-12-04T20:12:00.000Z

Todays advent shows James and his seasonal lover bringing joy to others! Maccy christmas!!!

GMtv ADVENT DAY #1

2010-12-04T18:57:00.000Z

THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS....

DAY ONE IS BLESSED WITH REINDEVEREUX

With love from Australia!

2010-11-30T20:47:00.001Z

As the least missed member of the Australian three piece Mike Jackson returned to the UK a month ago he brought with him a fluster of snaps documenting life out there in Oz. Here are a choice few with more to be developed in the coming weeks!

Enjoy x

Christmas Blockbuster # 2

2010-10-22T21:41:00.000+01:00

The fourth and final part of Tolkiens trilogy burdened with James Macdonald and his crazy druggy antics the hobbits must venture back from mount doom to the shire. How will the hobbits cope with James as he steals ipods, smokes copious amounts of wacky backy and smashes car windows. Don't miss this EPIC fantasy in cinemas this christmas!!!!

Guess who else has passed?

2010-10-22T16:18:00.000+01:00

Its everybody's favourite hypercondriac Edd. Edd has been battling a cold for the last 3.2 years but managed to drag himself out of his sick bed and behind the wheel. Edd passed with flying colours but is scared to purchase his first car due to a conspiracy it is funding illegal arms dealers in South Africa.

Here is Edd moments after passing his test...