FUDGE MACCA!

James hasnt been about lately and GMtv have just got the exclusive scoop he has been battling his sexuality and has finally kicked down the closet door! James has revealed he feels more comfy surrounded by male sexual organs and wants to let the whole world know he's never been happier watching sex and the city, wearing leather pants with Ricki Martin on the jukebox.

James released this statement:

"lets get one thing straight, im not"

HARRY F WRIST DEATH!

Get well soon ripper!

James smokes the National Pottery!

James hit the jackpot on a scratchcard at the weekend and is already celebrating his newfound wealth. Scrapping all revision and lavishing himself in pear cider and illegal highs, james plans to live out his party lifestyle!

James was pictured collecting his winning cheque at the weekend with some hustler he had paid to make violent love to him that night!



Good on you Mac'dawg!

JG POWERMOOSE

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Andrew W...Horesker down under sexual thunder!

Since Andy left this tiny island for a warmer climate it seems a good tan isnt all he's getting more of. Jacko informed me Hosker is going down a storm down under and the females just cant get enough. The big man has been showing the locals his didgeridoo and they all want to blow a sweet tune. Could Hosker go the same way as sexual deviant " 5 times a night man" Rolf Harris and retire from sexual activity and return to the old UK only time will tell.

Here's Andy with the latest victims:

Mount Murray

Kyle's boots have long been hung up but there is a new extreme sport on the horizon, Kyle influenced by Sylvester Stallone is starting to learn mountain climbing. Unfortunately due to the lack of mountainous region in Cheshire Kyle has been learning at home with regular climbs into his loft using full body harnesses.



Here is a mountain climbing joke to see Kyle on his way:

Q: How is mountain climbing like receiving oral sex from Whoopi Goldberg ?

A: You should never ever look down !

Stark turn's to the dark.....side!

James Starkey has been multitasking two extreme physical sports for a while now but after recent events he realised in the light of breaking his arm that skateboarding is the one for him.

So following my life long battle of preserving the rainforest i proclaim he cannot be trusted, would you trust someone who is laughing his head off with 42 year old Wood Wizard Tony Hawk......




...No!

Even in this photo of him at the boneyard on Thursday evening something seemed different already!!!!

gLEE!!!!

Ever wondered what that beautiful voice was coming from the office and why Lee has been wearing lycra bottoms lately!

It's because Lee is gLEE and just loves to dance. Catch him acoustically breaking down a Celine Dion number and flaunting his jazz hands on E4 soon !

YOU GO GARLLLL!!!