DAY 24: Christmas St...eve!!!!!

Steve has had a busy year shifting scooters but it looks like this year Santa has got him one back for all his hard work.
With 5 speed gears, one front wheel for greater turning circles and even a plastic canopy to protect Steve from the leaking park roof, Steve said "the scooter is everything I could wish for!"

Check out Steve ready for a spin underneath and help him save for some new alloys by shopping at UKSkate!!!!!

MISSfIN!!!!

Fin's mum was at her whit's end the other night when he failed to come home, after phoning Fin's dealer/boyfriend Pete she discovered he wasn't there either and the true panic set in.

First things first she updated his facebook but when that gained no response a full blown poster campaign was launched and Fin was found safe and well, he had apparently whited out from passive smoking and wandered deep into the depths of Pete's farm where Peter keeps all his gimp merchandise!

Check out the Nationwide Released Poster below!

MACCYS DRIVE-IN!!!!

James Macdonald has had no time to send off for his provisional license what with all his drinking, clubbing and mild drug abusing lifestyle, but now two years down the line and aged 19 James has decided it's time to start to learn to drive.


With a reputation like Maccy's he has struggled to find an instructor but eventually convinced a local Japanese instructor in his left hand drive car to give him lessons!!


Check out James on his first lesson underneath!

DAY 23: Bellbourne's crackers!

There's not long to go now and behind todays advent window is the mesmerising scene of Sven pulling a cracker with his nanny, look at the joy on his face as he realises he stands no chance of winning with his almost girl like tiny biceps.


Merry Christmas Sven!!!

DAY 22: Harry up with the sprouts!

Fearnall has been fighting with his mum again using foul and abusive language, but luckily this time she has fought back and told him to prepare his own Christmas dinner.

Being a big sprout lover Harry has a big bowl to get through ready for the big day, check him out enjoying his punishment underneath!!!!

DAY 21: Christmas is all about the birth of.....

The messiah James Macdonald!!!!


Enjoy your party Maccy!!!

DAY 20: FATHER FIST'S....MAS!!!

Rich has been drawing major attention to himself in the WAFFLE (Wrexham Amateur Fist Fighting League & Elite) and it seems all them scraps have finally paid off. 


Spotted for his swift jab, often practiced on Tombo's bare backside when he underperforms, Rich has been offered a reported 4 figure sum to star as Father Fists...mas in Santa with Muscles!!


The plot revolves around Santa's magical metal sleigh that Rich modeled with pure precision and the sheer strength of only his left hand, but when it is stolen by the evil femme fatal and Santa is beaten within an inch of his life Rich decides to fill in Mr Claus's boots and HUNTER down!


Catch Rich on DVD this Christmas.... it's a must watch!!!!

DAY 19: Mrs Claus had sex with a banana!!!!

.... and the result was Bananazey. Check out Jaundice-claus carrying a urine sample so doctors can
analyse his custard complexion and hopefully find a cure for 2012!

DAY 18: Helpling Santa is good for Mattys elf!

Matty has been living life in the fast lane at uni but has slowed things down recently and taken a part time job helping Santa over the busy festive period!
Matty has been given the task of assembling little boys and girls skateboards for the big day and its needless to say with the early bedtimes and constructive days around the team of helpers his elf is improving dramatically!!

Check out the kid in full uniform pushing along the production line below:

DAY 17: Wilson have your parcels delivered!!!!

It's the busiest time of the year for postmen everywhere and Rob has volunteered to do a few extra hours to help all the deliveries get there in time! Unfortunately after a freak accident ironing his postal uniform, Rob burnt a hole in his sack and half of his parcels are now strewn across the Cheshire country side.

Check out Rob emptying his sack through front doors everywhere!

DAY 16: St. Nick Shipland!!!!

St. Nick has chosen an alternate way of delivering the Christmas presents this year, with his love of all things salty, the constant feel of a rudder in his palm and the sound of waves crashing against his bow he has ditched the reindeers and is sailing to households up and down the country!


Check out Nick with the gifts below!

DAY 15: ANGEL D...LIGHT

It wouldn't be Christmas without an angel and Tom D is just that!

Check him out showing off his Herculean physique underneath!!!

DAY 14: ROWLAND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!

Danny has been desperate to build a snowman but wasn't sure of the correct technique, he consulted Peter Bell who has expertise in rolling a massive spliff and Fin who has expertise of rolling out of his boyfriends bed each morning but neither had any idea, in the end he just decided to Rowland see what happens!

Check Danny constructing Frostys body underneath!!!

DAY 13: Turkey in, Gaz Mark 7!!

R kid is trying to simplify the Christmas proceedings by banging in his turkey a week early, he's stuffed her, seasoned with some Percy pepper and Suzy salt and has it on a low heat to get that perfect rare finish.

Check out Gaz and his bird underneath.

DAY 12: Get off your Christmas backside...

And go slEDDing!!!!!!*














* If you are unable to find local snow just watch this close your little eyes and pray!!! 

DAY 11: Traffic won't be Kirbed this Christmas!!!

George has just returned from the big apple and is wasting no time in sorting out the countries roads, armed with just a snow shovel and thermal underwear he can dig out a full car in only six hours allowing any essential journey to go ahead!!!


Check out George showing the snow who's boss below!!!

DAY 10: Hollidays are coming!!!

It's that time of year when everyone goes crazy for the Coca Cola Christmas advert but few people know the real reason 'Hollidays are coming' is because Steele is behind the wheel.

Trained vigorously in South Africa from the tender age of 7 Steele can navigate any terrain to ensure people get a cool Cola on Christmas day!!!!

Check out Steele and his gleam machine underneath......Merry Trucking!!!!

DAY 9: Cal's Christmas Creation!!!!

Callum has been getting ready for christmas by brushing away the traditional Turkey cooking methods in favour of his new invention. Using an old metal dustbin, a shopping basket from the local NISA and somehow wiring it to 240 volts of electric Callum has cobbled together a deep fat fryer to cook his christmas bird.


Check out Callum and his christmas deathwish deep fat fryer underneath!

DAY 8: Farmer Christmas!

Behind todays window is Andy Lawrence trying to beat the christmas countdown and avoid farmageddon. There's plenty to do on the farm this year including de-icing cattle, harvesting sprouts, clearing a barn out for the impending visit of christ and riding the tractor round dressed as Mr Claus himself,  check out Andy hard at work underneath!

DAY 7: THE M.J SLEIGH!!!

Behind todays window is Santa's little helper Rudolph aka Michael Jackson, Jacko has stripped down to the bare essentials to avoid wind resistance when pulling the sleigh and says he has never felt more alive.

Looking in peak phisical christmas fitness there Jacko!!!

DAY 6: CLARKE THE HERALD ANGELS SING!

Duncan has been going door to door this advent to deliver the ultimate christmas carol experience.

Classics on his carol sing sheet include "Away in Al....sager" and "It's beginning to look alot like wrist pads!"

With the voice of an angel seeing Duncan in the run up to the big day is the ultimate present!

DAY 5: MURRAY CHRISTMAS

Behind todays window is my good buddy Kyle Murray, Murray Christmas to you all!!!

Ho Ho Henders Christmas giveaway!!!

Henders has been busy over at Razors UK HQ and is in full training mode, to help celebrate christmas Razors are giving away a special gift each day if you share this page http://www.facebook.com/Razors.uk

Check out Henders in full training mode underneath.




And on a Friday when Henders lets his hair down here is how he promotes the company!!!

DAY 4: Away fin a manger!!!

Behind todays window is fringey Fin and his lover Norman as they celebrate the immaculate conception of jesus in a barn that Peter Bell lent him for a night, as you will notice no cattle were present due to Peter giving them a good milking!.

So pleased for you, Norman and baby Jesus Finbar!!!!

DAY 3: Santa delivers!!!!

Firstly we have Loz with the present he always wanted a life size wooden structure of the special skateboarder in his life Pancho Moler.


Looking strapping there Laurence!!!







Next is Lacey who looks like Santa has got him a need steed, Dan couldn't resist riding his bike straight away even if it scared his gerbils. Catch his stabilisering the jump box soon!

DAY 2: Christmas Petermime

There's nothing like a good ol' panto at christmas and this year Peter has been auditioning. Despite having vast experience of being stuck up the rear end of a cow unfortunately Peter has been cast as the wicked spliff wizard.

Catch him causing all sorts of trouble in cindaBELLa this christmas!!!!!!

DAY 1: Christmas jumpers at the ready!

Hosker hasn't had too much luck with Jumpers lately but look at the sheer delight on his little face as he opens a christmas present slightly too early.

ho...ho...hosker!




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Tis the season to show I.D

A early christmas treat for you all here in the form of Father Slickmas.

If you have a christmas party planned or are just spreading the christmas cheer this time of year enjoying a coca cola with your buds, have a wonderful time and be sure to display a valid passport or driving license for Father Slickmas at the bar humbug.

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Almost that time of year!!!!

The second GMtv christmas countdown starts Thursday!!!! BE AFRAID!!!

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Building ramps, surviving amps!!!!!

Boneyards Rob Wilson had a nasty shock the other day when he tried to disconnect Callum from a marathon PC stick race and felt the full force of 240 Volts.

Rough and ready Rob who usually resembles a slightly chargrilled around the edges, dust covered, anti soap, never clapped eyes on Head and Shoulders labourer has had his fair share of shocks in his illegal career of impersonating a tradesman and looks set to continue.

Glad your still alive and kicking Robert!!!!

Time to kick the sticks Hardwick!!!

Things came to a climax the other day when Hosker opened up the skatepark to find Callum had spent all night wired in and getting his fix from sticks!!!

Callum has been spending daily 15 hour stints sending wild gaps and backflips on stick stunt biker, but refuses to admit it is effecting his work and social life.

Tombo was real upset when he had to wait 3 and a half hours for Callum just to serve him a freddo and he says he may possibly take his confectionary business elsewhere.

Let hope Callum can kick this asticktion and get back to full health soon!

Crime Scene Fin-vestigation

Tune in this week as CSI's Haratio visits the UK to solve one of the biggest crimes of the century, who stole Fin's disgusting banana coloured blades.

Watch the crime unfold as Peter Bell is taken in for questioning and eventually busted for possession of a suitcase full of marijuana, Haratio swobs the lino flooring but only finds evidence of ratty and Fin sobs his dirty blonde fringe off when he finds they have been sold and are currently on the Runcorn black market!!!

KID's guide to a smarter uni experience!!!!

Matty has recently returned to uni and wants to help educate the freshers on how to enjoy uni life the adult way. Speaking from experience he has compiled a short guide of words of wisdom to make your uni life an enjoyable one!

Here are a few choice snippets from the guide:

Eat healthy! You don't want to be showing your mates back home that extra love handles when you return!!

Get out a little! Don't be lazing in your pit all day, go sun your torso and top up that vitamin D!!!

Watch them units! Everyone loves a beverage but one too many and you never know who you are going to be dancing with before its back to your place for a one night stand!!

Grab some serious KIDdywinks! Shut your eyes, clear your stomach and get your head down!

Socialize with friends, old and young. Embrace a silver fox's scalp!

And finally don't drink and board, think of your delicate body, you only get the one don't want to go breaking it do you!!

Matty's Guide to Uni Life is available in all good bookstores for christmas!!!!

.GIF WIZARD

Stay tuned for new clips of the wizard soon!!

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Brickland Breakdown!!!!

Nick's luck has been flat out lately and its really been taking the wind out of him, he feels he has been let down.. twice and it has really punctured his spirit.

Basically Nick had two flatties this week, but he's not too disheartened check him jacking off in the photo below!!!!

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ARM...EDD & DANGEROUS!!!

LOOK OUT AFGHANISTAN / IRAN / LIBYA / TERRORISTS... HERE COMES MILITARY MULGREW!!!!!

Hypochondriac Edd has overcome his Army medical somehow despite thinking he had swine flu constantly for 3 years. The squadie haircut also did not faze Edd as he was sure he had knits as was constantly washing his hair with bicarbonate soda... just incase!!!

Check Edd all dressed up in his army uniform & ready for tanking off on the frontline!!!!

Wilson have another qualification!!!!

Rob has left his uni dreams of studying a television behind!!!!!

So it's back to college every Tuesday for Rob as he chases his new dream of becoming a TIGGER!!!!

Check out Rob having a bloody good time at college in the photo below!!!

KIRBpare the market

It's that time of year for Kirbs to renew the insurance on his mini cooper, but when opening the renewal in the mail Kirby was gobsmacked to find it has gone up by a whopping £800!!!!

This may be down to Kirby's finger constantly pointing to twelve o'clock on his left hand effecting his gear changing ability at top speeds!

Tell them to shove the rip off quote up their rear exhaust Kirby!!!!

BONEYARD JAM JUST HIT PUBERTY RESULTS!!!

And the winners are....

1st Harry ' couldn't lace his shoes together let alone a consistent run of landed tricks' Fearnall

2nd Peter ' Spliff wizard fresh prince of bell air to soul grind, selling his prizes already to buy some green to smoke round the back of boneyard' Bell

3rd Fin ' get that fringe cut Justin Bieber, Perfect race specimen' Vardy-White

Check the boys on the podium yesterday!!!

James Scrapdonald

Yes it's that time again for an update on James Macdonalds life!

James has been spending his recent days fighting everyone on nights out and if anyone looks at his honeys.

But James finally had to end his bare knuckle boxing career when he obliterated his hand and just saved himself from a GBH charge. ( Ganja BadBoy Hurting )

James bringing the smackdonald to you!!!!

Eddorexic Mulgrew

Edd has left for a Welsh uni to study Tom Jones discography for the next two years but just a week in hypercondriac Edd has already started to panic about his weight.

Edd rang home to warn his parents his new uni clothes looked like a skeleton dressed in a marquee!!

But fighting back he has made new belt holes so his 26 inch waist jeans fit him and stocking up on Mr Kipling bakewell tarts Edd hopes to be back to his normal weight of 9 stone soon!!!

Pile on them pounds Edd!!!

BELL AIR!!!

Every show needs a makeover and NBC have decided to decided to cast local Cheshire child Peter Bell as the new FRESH PRINCE......of Bell - Air.

Watch each week as the hilarious moments unravel when Peter fails to integrate with his new black surrogate parents, smokes some marijuana with Carlton and has his new butler Jeffrey tell Fin to piss off when he calls over to play out!

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