CHRISTMAS BLOCKBUSTER

With all the big movies finishing production and aiming to burst into the christmas movie chart, Ben Shelbourne has offered his latest masterpiece into the marketplace. Reworking Matt Damon's character Ben plays a SAS trained assassin with a perm, Ben refused to have a love interest in the film due to having a lack of experience with women and fears he could not act out a high charged sexual scene, instead he has swapped the previous films sexual scene with new footage of him carefully grooming a pet poodle.
Will you go and see this Billion dollar remake??
Coming to a cinema near you yesterday!!!!



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BOOZY BARNZEY , CAUGHT RED YELLOW HANDED!

Barnzey got busted this week for underage drinking! After he convinced the local Bargain Booze he was 18 James didn't get very far before the local cop shop picked him and confiscated his WKD 4 pack which would have resulted in a very heavy night. Barnsworth was also charged with being an illegal immigrant and impersonating a banana both carrying sentences of 8 years!

Here's the 5-0 taking him away!

ONLINE WONDERS OCTOBER FIRST!

3 STREET SECTIONS, FILMING UNDERWAY!

LEE WEBEREUX

The Boneyard has finally paid its internet bills and has launched it's brand new website, soon to be filled with all the latest news from your friendly neighborhood park including:
-RAT NEWS
-HOW WET IS THE VERT TODAY?
-PHOTO JOURNAL DOCUMENTING THE CUTENESS OF AKIRA
-UPDATES ON THE FLARES IN THE SHOP THAT WILL NEVER EVER SELL ASLONG AS I HAVE A HOLE IN MY ARSE
- PLUS MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!


Here is Lee currently updating the site, check it out now!

www.boneyardskatepark.com

Explosion in the face... Nick Bricks himself!!!

Nick Brickland the over qualified sailor with the basics in wiring a plug had a nasty surprise yesterday when changing a fuse on a household kettle. Nick managed to escape unscathed, doctors say if he had started puberty and could produce facial hair excluding sideburns any earlier things could have gone from bad to dreadful!

Here is Nick pictured finishing another big wiring job, glad your safe buddy!

BONEYARD PAINTPARK!

Callum and Lee-onardo Di Vinchi have been giving the park a nice new blue theme ready for the autumn season, get down and check it out soon!

BACK TO SCHOOL

James has gone back to school today and after another disastrous year he has been finally been placed with people who he can really relate with, here is James with all his new buddies kicking off the term with a bang!