Thursday, 29 April 2010
mEDDical hypochondriac!
Edd hasn't been to well for the last six months suffering from some sort of vicious cold that he just cant shake, apparently Edward has no antibodies in his body and just cant return to good health. Edd contacted his local GP 'who is frankly scared to pick the phone after receiving 4 calls a day from Edd in the last 18 months'. Here is a list of a few of the prescribed drugs in Edd's collection including:
Penicillin
Oxacillin
Beechams cold and flu
Paracetamol
Amoxicillin
Calpol
Dicloxacillin
buttercup cough syrup
Tamiflu
A packet of Halls mentol
A weeks paid vacation with access to a spiritual health specialist
Nurofen
& 70,000 more!
Keep tuned to GMtv for up to date reports on if Edd can shift this cold, truly captivating!!!
Penicillin
Oxacillin
Beechams cold and flu
Paracetamol
Amoxicillin
Calpol
Dicloxacillin
buttercup cough syrup
Tamiflu
A packet of Halls mentol
A weeks paid vacation with access to a spiritual health specialist
Nurofen
& 70,000 more!
Keep tuned to GMtv for up to date reports on if Edd can shift this cold, truly captivating!!!
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
Steele Holliday pizza addict!
Steele Holliday has been hammering some serious pizza lately and has finally admitted he might have a problem!
Eating a total of 16 pizza's a week Holliday was banned from all local Domino's due to unpaid fee's and has a oven permanently on gas mark 5 to bake thin and crispy's. Local rumors also have confirmed Steele was witnessed cash converting his blades just to fund a goodfella's!
Someone needs to get Holliday to rehab before he od's on meat feast.
Eating a total of 16 pizza's a week Holliday was banned from all local Domino's due to unpaid fee's and has a oven permanently on gas mark 5 to bake thin and crispy's. Local rumors also have confirmed Steele was witnessed cash converting his blades just to fund a goodfella's!
Someone needs to get Holliday to rehab before he od's on meat feast.
Sunday, 25 April 2010
Clegg hits the campaign trail!
Cleggy has been setting his sights on running the little United Kingdom, outlining the cuts he is going to make to your nana's pension and bare knuckle boxing Cameron and Brown simultaneously .
His manifesto includes all joinery tasks nationwide now being undertaken by Clegg&co and wax is an illegal weapon that carries a 15 year jail sentence!
Don't waste your vote on MAY 6th!
His manifesto includes all joinery tasks nationwide now being undertaken by Clegg&co and wax is an illegal weapon that carries a 15 year jail sentence!
Don't waste your vote on MAY 6th!
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
JAMES MAC NEWS UPDATE!
James has been wheelchair bound due to smashing his cheesy pea's ( knee's ) to smithereens trying a special skating maneuver.
James released this statement " Oh fucking hell "
also:
The Macdonald household buy fake CHANEL handbags and handle stolen goods and make shop owners cry, apparently!
Here is james handling stolen goods!
Friday, 16 April 2010
Sunday, 11 April 2010
Heel Hell!
Ain't no sunshineflower, now he's gone!
Ben "Green fingers" Shelbourne has left his position of chief freddo replenisher at The Boneyard to focus on a career fulfilling his life dream of working with flowers, fruit and vedge.
Ben released this statement last night;
" From a tender age of 15 Alan Titchmarsh has just pushed boundaries for me, sexually and in gardening. I would get so sexually charged after gardeners world I couldnt wait to take my pansies off and mow the lawn to help achieve ultimate ecstasy. I'm happy to finally have the freedom to garden"
See Ben in the garden section of your local Homebase soon!!!!
Ben released this statement last night;
" From a tender age of 15 Alan Titchmarsh has just pushed boundaries for me, sexually and in gardening. I would get so sexually charged after gardeners world I couldnt wait to take my pansies off and mow the lawn to help achieve ultimate ecstasy. I'm happy to finally have the freedom to garden"
See Ben in the garden section of your local Homebase soon!!!!
Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
BARCA GRINDING!
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