Ain't no sunshineflower, now he's gone!

Ben "Green fingers" Shelbourne has left his position of chief freddo replenisher at The Boneyard to focus on a career fulfilling his life dream of working with flowers, fruit and vedge.

Ben released this statement last night;
" From a tender age of 15 Alan Titchmarsh has just pushed boundaries for me, sexually and in gardening. I would get so sexually charged after gardeners world I couldnt wait to take my pansies off and mow the lawn to help achieve ultimate ecstasy. I'm happy to finally have the freedom to garden"

See Ben in the garden section of your local Homebase soon!!!!