Sunday, 28 February 2010



Bass plays with his wood for the greater good!

Steve Bass owner of Ukskate and semi-professional horse whisperer has been working hard to make improvements to the skatepark, due to a tsunami damage Steve has constructed a whole new area for all action sports and threw enough wood to build a park X GAMES worthy!
Steve released this statement: "Due to tsunami damage i've constructed a whole new area for all action sports and threw enough wood to build a park X GAMES worthy!"

Get down to Ukskate soon and ride Steve's smooth wood!

Friday, 26 February 2010

Trisha to the rescue!

Harry has decided to go on Trisha to get help with his awful vulgar mouth that he continues to assault his poor mother with. Harry has been grounded lately due to swear words such as flipping hell and bugger been flippantly thrown into household conversations and something just had to be done, only the black wrath of Trisha with her years of knowledge can help Harry now!

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Mac off track...again!

James sent me a text Tuesday morning reading:

"Dont think ill be able to skate for a while. went running in shoes that were way too small for me and two of my toenails have gone blue and are super bruised!"

Im not sure if James was running from his dealer after failed repayments on 3 binbags full of raid he snorted lately or he just has paedophile urges to wear young girls shoes and go jogging!
Here is James on the long road to recovery!

Tuesday, 23 February 2010


Kyle Murray is becoming a police officer!
Kyle put everything on the back burner to train to become a rozzer and says after all his experiences with handcuffs ( sometimes fluffy ) and grappling strapping young men to the floor he is in the perfect position to make the grade!
Watch out for Kyle and his 8 inch baton in your area soon!

Barnzey rack to full health!

Barnzey was spotted out last night for the first time after his big operation the other night.
It wasn't clear what Barnzey's operation was but he looked a little rounder around the shoulder boulders!


Sunday, 21 February 2010

BARCA 2010


Tuesday, 16 February 2010


......And takes up boxing!
Watch James take on Amir Khan on Sky Box Office 1 next month!
James has some sweet odd's of 40,000/1 to win!
Nice to see james off the RAID and into the ring!


Coming to a scalp near you!

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Ladies.. the best sex ever.. wait your Turnbull!

It seems Luke has had to carve a separate letter box in his Welsh door this weekend just to help all the letters from horny teens and older women get through.

Luke has flown out to America just to help him protect his crown jewels from continuous action, but couldn't resist posing for a photo poolside!

Happy Valentines!

Saturday, 13 February 2010

Mike Salt takes a vacation

Mike Salt jets off to Oz to pick some fruit and earn his keep. Get a sweet tan man!

Friday, 12 February 2010

You've been framed!

Verdict is guilty. Smaccy doing even more dope! Apparently he smoked a whole ounce just to see Salty off!

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Unprotected sex....Josh Wood..would!

Josh recently revealed there's nothing like going in bareback! And that just the thought of a nodder sends him into hot flushes!

fucking hell Josh remember: If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket!

Monday, 8 February 2010


In recent James sMackdonald news it seems like all James wants to do is work out on his biceps, Is this due to the lack of working out on a scout leaders love length?

James released a statement saying " Archaela has nothing to do with me wanting to lift 5kg 300 times on a weeknight"

Stay tuned...

Sunday, 7 February 2010


Little Jake hit puberty with a sucker punch today as he finally became old enough to play Euro Millions and get jiggy with some Christleton honeys!

Happy Birthday champ!

Saturday, 6 February 2010


Mike Salt is heading over to OZ in February to join his fellow adventurers in their quest! Here is a photofit of the whole gang!

Friday, 5 February 2010


Lawrence and the machines new album is set to drop March 10. Rolling Stone magazine have already posted a review on there website calling Lawrence " the vocals of Diana Ross, but with a pair of bollocks" Pre-order your copy on Amazon now!

You got the love Lawrence!

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