11/11/09 PICTURE POST #2

Weekly news update!

JAMES JERK SESSION RUINS HIS HOUSEHOLD PC, HIDE THAT HISTORY FROM YOUR PARENTS MACCY!





IAN HENDRIE JOINS STATUS QUO AHEAD OF THE 2010 WORLD TOUR!

Jacko talks Oz!

Michael Jackson has decided to go down under! After an interview conducted last week jacko released this statement:

" Ive always had a thing for crocodiles, it started at high school ive always loved the croc, i like having croc touching my intimate areas, ive even been known to have a big juicy croc in my mouth from time to time, this is my dream "

Let it never end official GMTV review

Ben Shelbourne aka Slick aka the one with a perm who works at The Boneyard is about to release a UK rollerblade video featuring some big boys from the north side of the border.
Over 15 years in the making Slick has battled his sexuality, managing a part time barmaids job and still been able to film a feature length flick.
Despite not seing any section apart from Mike Salts i am going to give slicks dvd a solid 8 thumbs up! Missing out on the top spot due to a lack of de-interlaced checkered effects that really shine the deep down pro out of the pack.

As regards the dvd here is a trailer:

WOOD DOES 10!

1. Is it just typical Boneyard get a super vert just after you move to Dubai, I heard you were once Cheshire Vert Champ?

I guess it is, I will be back over at winter for a session, so ill be busting out some old school maneuvers on the vert proving that I am still Chester’s king of vert.


2. England misses your mum, does she wear a bikini in the hot weather?

NO! Its Dubai so she has to were a veil.

3. Did you know before you left James was hooked on the wacky backy?

I had a good Idea that he was. There was always something up with that kid. Key sources say he buys it off his father macdonald.


4. Did them purple moonboots you used to skate ever make it to the moon?


Sadly not they were sold to Luke Turnbull.

5. Fave Boneyard tuck shop choice?

It has to be the fun gum & coke combo meal.

6. Does it ever make you chuckle your surname has a connection with a stonking erection!

Every day. Sometimes it makes me wont to franchise out into roller-porn.

7. Did James ever mention doing some smack to you?

No, however it all started with james smoking green tea from a bible at harry fearnalls.

8. Living with a MILF, any drawbacks?!

No comment.

9. Out shout's!?

Everyone skating at the boneyard

Andy Hosker
Salty
Lee Deveruex (I still wont my scrubs box set back)
Harry fearnall
James-get of the weed-may
Jake Rickets
Barnsy
Edward.
The wrexham crew
And most important the major brothers for the amount of taxing they have done for me

Peace! x

Nimh Shimajor v1

SHIMAJOR PRO-SKATE-PROMO from Grant Major on Vimeo.

My Nimh pro boot out sometime this fall!

Pre-order yesterday!

OFF THE RAILS!

James Macdonald Tarporleys answer to Bob Marley has totally gone off the rails on drugs and off his bike.

They tried to make him go to rehab but James said no no no!

JAMES MACDONALD IS ADDICTED TO WEED!

James hasn't been about much lately and thats because he has been spending all his money on dirty weed. Caught here by a mysterious camera man from GMtv James was smoking a fat one ( and i don't meen a scoutleaders cock for once)
Lay off the shit James you dirty stoner gay boy!

22nd of September special picture post!

Enjoy x

Ugly Betty is back!

Ugly Betty returns to channel 4 for yet another series and once again is more glam than ever. Check this latest press release of her:

SEXY!

J Mac serious pedal whack!

James Macdonald got HYPHY and hit 40mph on Tarporley bypass. Don't try this at home kids, James is 80% steel so could take any impact if he was fall off and get run over by a truck.
Here is a picture of James moments before attempting this amazing feat and video evidence:

John Goodman VS Death Ramp

John Goodman loves death ramps, so as you can imagine when he heard that NASS
(National Anal Snogging Spectacular) were building a super mega death ramp he just had to get on the blower and organise a big hoo har with Duncan Clarke "King of full body protection". Catch them both throwing down some tweaked acid drops and alley-oop shuffles at Nass next weekend.

Here is the captured moment of John at super mega death ramp making that all important call:

He hasn't snuffed it!

Don't worry kids the nations second favourite ex-Team Roces blader (after Jaren Grob of course) is still alive and well and living in Chester.
Chamone!!!!!!!!!!!

where is Lonnie?

Filming gay squirell jungle action?

The Ultimate

Throughout time there have always been fantastic combo's of 4 e.g ABBA, BOYZ 2 MEN and Kiss.
But now a new foursome is around town.

This edit shows the next level talents of: ( in order of appearance )



Duncan Clarke
Kyle Topless Chippendale Murray
John "tina turner fan" goodman
me

p.s the park was bulldozed after the shoot as nothing will ever match the ultimate rape it suffered that day

THE ULTIMATE! from Grant Major on Vimeo.

BOX N PRAIL RAPAGE!

Gary Fearnall!
Winner!



Prailzzz and Grindbox from harry fearnall on Vimeo.

Will Willox be writing his will-ox!?

Legendary skidive champion Tom Edwin Willox will attempt his 10,000 feet plummet to the centre of the earth on sunday. I love him and personally hope he does a backflip on the smooth decent down!
xx

Valentines 08

I miss Hosker, this brings me great joy so I decided to re-upload.

awesome two

2 down!


2 Awesome from Grant Major on Vimeo.

Thanks to Bones skatepark, your the best!

Bones Boogie

Awesome edit 1 from Grant Major on Vimeo.

Every individual in this edit is a trained professional with over 13 years combined experience so do not try this at home.
Grantos

what's the deal with Doyle...

Foreign affairs reporter Billy Doyle dropped this on the office desk this morning from his and his christian power groups session at there local.

Thanks Billy you are a winner and have lovely hair!
enjoi

Built by a donkey

Shrewsbury have constructed a skatepark that has wooden lips in the middle of ramps, screws sticking out in places, a quarter with absolutely no coping and we decided to skate it! These are the clips we got just before we started landing tornado everything and it pissed it down!

enjoi Gwantos


Not worth making! from Grant Major on Vimeo.

Snookerblading

Ian Hendrie the son of ex world champion snooker player Steven Hendrie can be seen there throwing down hammers across the pond.

Steven released this comment when the video was leaked online " Aye i were gutted when Ian told me he didn't want to play snooker but he don't half have some talent on a skateboard"

Enjoi
Grantos


Ian Hendrie - Summer 2008 from Dom West on Vimeo.

OMG MYSPACE FRONTPAGER

"Are you in love" with Myspaces #1 fan and comment whore Nick Bentham.
Why not view his pics, read his blog and or just be a big whore and have sex with him because he is now a C list celeb.

You spin me rite round Adi rite round

Made this for Adrian Wallace to keep the playa's at The Conference happy.
Grantos x



Adrian Wallace 20 mins from Grant Major on Vimeo.

PARK RAT

NO MORE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!

Harry Fearnall Box Edit

14 and this good! BONKERS!

Darth Vader Macdonald

yes it is true folks James Macdonald has crossed over to the darker side of the skatepark pictured here last week outside a bmx shop in Chester the evidence is conclusive that James is evil.



After buying 16,000 pairs of skates maybe James just couldnt find a pair to fit his webbed feet. But dont worry guys we will see James soon standing gormlessly in the way at the skatepark or going round in circles at superb speeds.

Grantos! x

JG FTW!

For Tom... from Grant Major on Vimeo.

John Goodman skating Alchemy skates doing a dreamy trick! Nuff said!
Grantos