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4theREMZ&ONLYso!

Local champ 3d Lee D has made the jump over to the Uk REMZ squad!

Lee released this statement "someone rang me and asked if i'd like a to ride remz OS, assuming that was an oriental slut I snapped his arm off, can you imagine my disappointment when i opened the box!"






Expect some street footage of the big man real soon! GMTV LOVES YA!

MERCEDES RAID SLEAZE!

STEALING MERCEDES TO FUND £50,000 RAID HABIT!

MELON BRAIN STRIKES AGAIN!

EX ROLLERBLADER JAMES sMACDOFFHISHEAD HAS BEEN SITTING ON THE FENCE LATELY, CLAIMING ROLLERBLADING ISNT COOL AND NOT HIS STILE ( obvious spell error and fence related joke ) ANYMORE!

WILL JAMES'S WEED QUITTING SUMMER WORK OR WILL HE TAKE OF-FENCE AND SMOKE MORE?

UNDER 18'S NIGHT!

Jake Ricketts from Grant Major on Vimeo.

GO GMTeamV!

YOUNG RIPPER! from Grant Major on Vimeo.

Get James a dummy!

James slobbered all over some poor girls face at the weekend and seems unable to contain his free flowing mouth dribble.

What is this crazy drug taking mofo going to do next!

BARNZombie

After nearly a month recovery Barnzey still is having stomach pains and the appendix story wears thin, could Barnzey really be the sole possessor of alien as seen here in a reconstructed photograph shown on crimewatch!

GMteamV

The initial 2010 GMteamV has just dropped.

With a wide diverse selection of members including a truant, a druggy and a token japanese with the illest vert skills GMtv is looking to begin world domination!

Here is the first official shot of the teams first get together! If you wish to skate for GMteamV drop me a line!

BONEYARD RAFFLE

COMING SOON!

Two pass, too georgious! No furious!

George passed his test today allowing him to drive on the open highway. Congratulations!
In other racing news pick up James Macdonalds "Need for sp-weed" racing on XBOX 360 this weekend!

James + dope = crap g...raids

James needs to swop the bong for the the textbooks and get achieving some high A's, otherwise it will be a lifetime at Chicoland for poor old Jamesy!

EDDATAR

The most visually stunning film since Free Willy is coming to a cinema near you. Edward snapped up the lead role and as you can see from the movie still below had no trouble becoming the blue monster, with flawless animation from the CGI team the transformation is almost lifelike!
Mind blowing!

Luke's bannnnnd off his mates!!!

Luke Turnbull has given a showbiz get stuffed to his old rollerblade chumps and is trying to carve a new career in a boy band.
Luke left fellow skaters high and dry on Monday night as he went to sort the choreography and get familiar with his band mates.
Could Luke be the new white JLS???

Jake says "screw zero hours bottle to throttle!"

Jake Ricketts has admitted he is going to settle in at the airport and have a swift yard to calm his nerves before he boards the flight to Barca.

STARKEY AND HUTCH

THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THE COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF THE CRIME FIGHTING, VILIAN PUNCHING, PROSTITUTE ROMPING AND HAIR STYLING DUO IS AVAILABLE ON DVD AND BLU-RAY MONDAY.

RATED 15 DUE TO PENIS'S BEING USE AS TRUNCHEONS!

COUNTDOWN COCK!

JAKES BOX OFFICE BLOWOUT

TAKE THAT AVATAR!