Edd hasn't been to well for the last six months suffering from some sort of vicious cold that he just cant shake, apparently Edward has no antibodies in his body and just cant return to good health. Edd contacted his local GP 'who is frankly scared to pick the phone after receiving 4 calls a day from Edd in the last 18 months'. Here is a list of a few of the prescribed drugs in Edd's collection including:
Penicillin
Oxacillin
Beechams cold and flu
Paracetamol
Amoxicillin
Calpol
Dicloxacillin
buttercup cough syrup
Tamiflu
A packet of Halls mentol
A weeks paid vacation with access to a spiritual health specialist
Nurofen
& 70,000 more!
Keep tuned to GMtv for up to date reports on if Edd can shift this cold, truly captivating!!!
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